Paranoid Parrot

Finds out about Evan Dc Hack Deletes lv 154 Evan to avoid getting accused of hacking

Finds out about Evan Dc Hack Deletes lv 154 Evan to avoid getting accused of hacking  Paranoid Parrot

notice door was unlocked overnight i survived?

notice door was unlocked overnight i survived?  Paranoid Parrot

Enters E-mail for radian watch giveaway asks for name and address...hated trigonometry anyway

Enters E-mail for radian watch giveaway asks for name and address...hated trigonometry anyway  Paranoid Parrot

car pulls up to the curb about to get murdered

car pulls up to the curb about to get murdered  Paranoid Parrot

starts driving checks 48230531743 times to make sure handbrake is disengaged

starts driving checks 48230531743 times to make sure handbrake is disengaged  Paranoid Parrot

talking on the phone feels phone vibrating in pocket

talking on the phone feels phone vibrating in pocket  Paranoid Parrot

Walk Past someone on the bridge on the weekend They must be student patrol

Walk Past someone on the bridge on the weekend They must be student patrol  Paranoid Parrot

Water splashes butt in public stall AIDS!

Water splashes butt in public stall AIDS!  Paranoid Parrot

"Sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have a project due tomorrow..." she has to be cheating on me

Mom calls while smoking weed She knows!

Mom calls while smoking weed She knows!  Paranoid Parrot
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