Paranoid Parrot

Sex without condom Pregnant

Sex without condom Pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

updates status on facebook 1 minute later no one is going to like

updates status on facebook 1 minute later no one is going to like   Paranoid Parrot

fuck you truman

 fuck you truman  Paranoid Parrot

notices muslim man carrying a rucksack he has a bomb

notices muslim man carrying a rucksack  he has a bomb  Paranoid Parrot

knock on door while torrent running they're onto me

knock on door while torrent running they're onto me  Paranoid Parrot

About to fap in front of the computer turns webcam the other direction, just in case

About to fap in front of the computer turns webcam the other direction, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

needs wisdom teeth taken out the drugs will make me confess all my darkest secrets

needs wisdom teeth taken out the drugs will make me confess all my darkest secrets  Paranoid Parrot

"You don't need a pass, just go." OH GOD JOHN'S GOING TO STOP ME THIS TIME.

Turn on garbage disposal stand as far away from the sink as possible

Turn on garbage disposal stand as far away from the sink as possible  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally isolate middle finger o god everyone thinks im flipping them off

accidentally isolate middle finger  o god everyone thinks im flipping them off  Paranoid Parrot
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