Paranoid Parrot

Isn't uncomfortable around people who have a disability Tries not to act like I'm acting like I'm not uncomfortable with people who have diabilities

Isn't uncomfortable around people who have a disability  Tries not to act like I'm acting like I'm not uncomfortable with people who have diabilities  Paranoid Parrot

hold in fart might be diarrhea

hold in fart might be diarrhea  Paranoid Parrot

THE STALKER

THE  STALKER   Paranoid Parrot

no hand sanitizer in the car going to get aids

no hand sanitizer in the car going to get aids  Paranoid Parrot

Wearing SunGlasses I have nothing to hide

Wearing SunGlasses I have nothing to hide  Paranoid Parrot

watches "the truman show" never gets fully nude ever again

watches

Using conditioner in the shower looks like semen

Using conditioner in the shower looks like semen  Paranoid Parrot

Walks across the pond when frozen "Oh, God I'm going to fall in!"

Walks across the pond when frozen

Started writing paper the night before its due Better put the date as a week ago from today so the teacher doesn't know I procrastinated

Started writing paper the night before its due Better put the date as a week ago from today so the teacher doesn't know I procrastinated  Paranoid Parrot

types a long word out and doesn't get red squiggly line types random letters to see if spell check works

types a long word out and doesn't get red squiggly line types random letters to see if spell check works   Paranoid Parrot
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