Paranoid Parrot

can't leave without buying something they'll think i'm shoplifting

can't leave without buying something they'll think i'm shoplifting  Paranoid Parrot

friend is picking me up in an hour better check to see if they're here every 5 minutes

friend is picking me up in an hour better check to see if they're here every 5 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

Sends Text Checks every minute until i get a reply

Sends Text Checks every minute until i get a reply  Paranoid Parrot

bad gas dying of dysentery

bad gas dying of dysentery  Paranoid Parrot

Starts a racist joke Looks to make sure no one of that race is near

Starts a racist joke Looks to make sure no one of that race is near  Paranoid Parrot

SIRENS IN NEIGHBORHOOD Puts MAGNET to the HARDDRIVE

SIRENS IN NEIGHBORHOOD Puts MAGNET to the HARDDRIVE  Paranoid Parrot

ohurk doesnt shadow something is fishy

ohurk doesnt shadow something is fishy  Paranoid Parrot

take screenshot to submit to reddit spend ten minutes checking for personally identifiable information

take screenshot to submit to reddit spend ten minutes checking for personally identifiable information  Paranoid Parrot

Puts in tampon adds wad of toilet paper and pad just to be safe

Puts in tampon adds wad of toilet paper and pad just to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

osama bin laden might be dead new neighbor has long beard and a turban

osama bin laden might be dead new neighbor has long beard and a turban  Paranoid Parrot
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