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Flush the toilet late at night Run to your room so you won't hear the loud sound

Flush the toilet late at night Run to your room so you won't hear the loud sound Paranoid Parrot
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Shirt slides off clothes hanger I'm fat

Shirt slides off clothes hanger I'm fat Paranoid Parrot
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Never change alarm time Still check periodically to make sure it's right

Never change alarm time Still check periodically to make sure it's right Paranoid Parrot
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don't buy a mobile phone with gps the company can use it to spy all your movements

don't buy a mobile phone with gps the company can use it to spy all your movements Paranoid Parrot
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Checks behind shower curtains every time in bathroom And looks up

Checks behind shower curtains every time in bathroom And looks up Paranoid Parrot
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If it's such a nice car Then why would someone get rid of it?

If it's such a nice car Then why would someone get rid of it? Paranoid Parrot
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Lives alone still closes and locks door when using bathroom

Lives alone still closes and locks door when using bathroom Paranoid Parrot
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Sees umpire laughing with opposing team's parents bribery

Sees umpire laughing with opposing team's parents bribery Paranoid Parrot
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cross-train new people on my position they are firing me!

cross-train new people on my position they are firing me! Paranoid Parrot
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message in reddit inbox oh god people must hate my comment

message in reddit inbox oh god people must hate my comment Paranoid Parrot
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