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Paranoid Parrot

swallows toothpaste oh god someone call poison control

swallows toothpaste oh god someone call poison control Paranoid Parrot
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they didn't respond to my text yet what have i done?

they didn't respond to my text yet what have i done? Paranoid Parrot
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Girl gets sick after you have sex i gave her aids

Girl gets sick after you have sex i gave her aids Paranoid Parrot
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Need to wake up at 6am Set seven alarms on i phone

Need to wake up at 6am Set seven alarms on i phone Paranoid Parrot
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Put 1 hour on the parking meter Leave after 30 minutes

Put 1 hour on the parking meter Leave after 30 minutes Paranoid Parrot
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Check facebook after fap session to make sure it wasn't posted to your profile

Check facebook after fap session to make sure it wasn't posted to your profile Paranoid Parrot
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No farmland games something is wrong

No farmland games something is wrong Paranoid Parrot
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If Keanu Reeves does an AMA Will I die?

If Keanu Reeves does an AMA Will I die? Paranoid Parrot
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PISS SOMEONE OFF ON REDDIT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH MY HISTORY AND DOWNVOTING EVERYTHING

PISS SOMEONE OFF ON REDDIT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH MY HISTORY AND DOWNVOTING EVERYTHING Paranoid Parrot
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Locks car with keyring makes car honk 5 more times just to be sure its locked

Locks car with keyring makes car honk 5 more times just to be sure its locked Paranoid Parrot
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