Paranoid Parrot

About to submit a new post spends 30 minutes making sure it's not a repost

About to submit a new post spends 30 minutes making sure it's not a repost  Paranoid Parrot

Write comment on Reddit Checks All the words to be sure it's spelled right

Write comment on Reddit Checks All the words to be sure it's spelled right  Paranoid Parrot

sends steamy text to girlfried checks outbox to make sure it was sent to her

sends steamy text to girlfried checks outbox to make sure it was sent to her  Paranoid Parrot

Start watching Breaking Bad while having a coughing problem Oh God, I have cancer!

Start watching Breaking Bad while having a coughing problem Oh God, I have cancer!  Paranoid Parrot

Friends late coming into Upper DEAR GOD! I CAN'T BE SEEN SITTING HERE ALONE

Friends late coming into Upper DEAR GOD! I CAN'T BE SEEN SITTING HERE ALONE  Paranoid Parrot

Found money in urban environment Gang thing?!

Found money in urban environment  Gang thing?!  Paranoid Parrot

parents are 20 minutes late coming home now an orphan

parents are 20 minutes late coming home now an orphan  Paranoid Parrot

roomate's music suddenly turns off while i fap in other room he knows

roomate's music suddenly turns off while i fap in other room he knows  Paranoid Parrot

Giant mother fucking spiders Are going to eat me in my sleep

Giant mother fucking spiders Are going to eat me in my sleep  Paranoid Parrot

finally have courage to poop in public restroom EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I'VE DONE

finally have courage to poop in public restroom EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I'VE DONE  Paranoid Parrot
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