Paranoid Parrot

Take a shit at school Lifts up shoes so they won't identify you later as you walk by.

Take a shit at school  Lifts up shoes so they won't identify you later as you walk by.  Paranoid Parrot

Sex while housesitting hidden cameras everywhere

Sex while housesitting hidden cameras everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

Daylight Saving Time automatically adjusted on alarm clock Triple checks on Google to make sure it's right... (still doesn't trust it)

Daylight Saving Time automatically adjusted on alarm clock Triple checks on Google to make sure it's right... (still doesn't trust it)  Paranoid Parrot

shaves in barber im getting infected with a virus

shaves in barber im getting infected with a virus  Paranoid Parrot

Watch Halloween Every station wagon out there has psychotic murderer

Watch Halloween Every station wagon out there has psychotic murderer
  Paranoid Parrot

watch taxi driver identify strongly with protagonist

watch taxi driver identify strongly with protagonist  Paranoid Parrot

Lock The Door Go back and check a few times to be really, really sure.

Lock The Door Go back and check a few times to be really, really sure.  Paranoid Parrot

Lights go out during superbowl Mayans were right, the apocolypse has begun

Lights go out during superbowl Mayans were right, the apocolypse has begun  Paranoid Parrot

Guy behind you takes the same corner as you speed up to a brisk walking pace

Guy behind you takes the same corner as you speed up to a brisk walking pace  Paranoid Parrot

can relate to all these posts I suffer from paranoia

can relate to all these posts I suffer from paranoia  Paranoid Parrot
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