Paranoid Parrot

house was broken into what did they steal and why did they kick the doors down?

house was broken into what did they steal and why did they kick the doors down?  Paranoid Parrot

More than one warthog warthog rush

More than one warthog warthog rush  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks on gif on /r/wtf partially covers screen in sheer terror

Clicks on gif on /r/wtf partially covers screen in sheer terror   Paranoid Parrot

Sets two alarms for the morning Checks them again before bed just in case

Sets two alarms for the morning Checks them again before bed just in case  Paranoid Parrot

MAKING LEFT TURN, SWITCHES LANES 7 INTERSECTIONS AWAY

MAKING LEFT TURN, SWITCHES LANES 7 INTERSECTIONS AWAY  Paranoid Parrot

Discovers small rash on neck cancer

Discovers small rash on neck cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Person gets off bus after me take out pepper spray and whistle.

Person gets off bus after me take out pepper spray and whistle.  Paranoid Parrot

Shaved with very dull razor But What if it's actually herpes?!

Shaved with very dull razor But What if it's actually herpes?!  Paranoid Parrot

momentarily lock eyes with a stranger "they think i'm a stalker!"

momentarily lock eyes with a stranger

Accidentally type password in username bar. Hacker saw me. Change password five times.

Accidentally type password in username bar. Hacker saw me. Change password five times.  Paranoid Parrot
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