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Paranoid Parrot

Red light on a hill while driving a manual car Must have forgotten how to shift, Prepares to roll backwards and die with green light

Red light on a hill while driving a manual car Must have forgotten how to shift, Prepares to roll backwards and die with green light Paranoid Parrot
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made a joke the waitress didn't laugh at she's gonna spit in my food

made a joke the waitress didn't laugh at she's gonna spit in my food Paranoid Parrot
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Walk in and out of store without buying anything They think i stole something

Walk in and out of store without buying anything They think i stole something Paranoid Parrot
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wear hoodie get murdered by geraldo rivera

wear hoodie get murdered by geraldo rivera Paranoid Parrot
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The Moon... is following me

The Moon... is following me Paranoid Parrot
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Professor takes attendance on first day "oh no what if he doesnt call my name"

Professor takes attendance on first day
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Hear my boss whisper talking to someone in her office its about me browsing reddit

Hear my boss whisper talking to someone in her office its about me browsing reddit Paranoid Parrot
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leave the house lock the laptop

leave the house lock the laptop Paranoid Parrot
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Order a diet drink watch server to make sure they don't give you regular

Order a diet drink watch server to make sure they don't give you regular Paranoid Parrot
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make completely unnecessary left turn and get lost so the person in front of you doesn't think youre following them

make completely unnecessary left turn and get lost so the person in front of you doesn't think youre following them Paranoid Parrot
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