Paranoid Parrot

Went on Web Md Spent 200 dollars at walgreens pharmacy

Went on Web Md Spent 200 dollars at walgreens pharmacy   Paranoid Parrot

gave guy a blowjob oh god i'm pregnant

gave guy a blowjob oh god i'm pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

FBI warning at the begining of a dvd OMG They're coming for me

FBI warning at the begining of a dvd OMG They're 
coming for me  Paranoid Parrot

hear people whispering oh god what are they saying about me

hear people whispering oh god what are they saying about me  Paranoid Parrot

Gives warning for quiet hours Spend the rest of the night hearing everything

Gives warning for quiet hours Spend the rest of the night hearing everything  Paranoid Parrot

Feels itch on back of neck take off shirt, check for brown recluse

Feels itch on 
back of neck take off shirt, check for brown recluse  Paranoid Parrot

"I love You" ...

Consumes one beer at dinner Avoids University Ave and The Strip on the drive home

Consumes one beer at dinner Avoids University Ave and The Strip on the drive home  Paranoid Parrot

see people whispering its about me

see people whispering its about me  Paranoid Parrot

Gets on elevator Tenses up expecting doors to close

Gets on elevator  Tenses up expecting doors to close  Paranoid Parrot
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