Paranoid Parrot

Sets 3 alarms for the same time on the same phone just in case

Sets 3 alarms for the same time on the same phone just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Website allows you instantly to agree to terms of service better still scroll all the way to the bottom

Website allows you instantly to agree to terms of service better still scroll all the way to the bottom  Paranoid Parrot

Friend doesn't answer phone DEAD

Friend doesn't answer phone DEAD  Paranoid Parrot

Unintentionally send browser crash report this time they'll get me for sure

Unintentionally send browser crash report this time they'll get me for sure  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into bathroom opens closet and checks behind shower curtain to make sure it is a murderer-free zone

Walks into bathroom opens closet and checks behind shower curtain to make sure it is a murderer-free zone  Paranoid Parrot

finish exam first skipped a page

finish exam first skipped a page  Paranoid Parrot

car behind me has two headlights definitely a cop

car behind me has two headlights definitely a cop  Paranoid Parrot

Can't upvote or comment /r/gonewild That would leave a trace

Can't upvote or comment /r/gonewild That would leave a trace   Paranoid Parrot

uploads a link that gets no upvotes everyone must hate me

uploads a link that gets no upvotes everyone must hate me  Paranoid Parrot

Never upvotes anyone for fear of causing inflation and losing his karma value

Never upvotes anyone for fear of causing inflation and losing his karma value  Paranoid Parrot
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