Paranoid Parrot

Parents talking in a different language oh god! there talking about me

Parents talking in 
a different language oh god!
there talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

665 don't upvote!

665 don't upvote!  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone Still locks bathroom door

Home alone Still locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

Flash brights at douchebag driving down lit road with brights on he's gonna turn around and kill me

Flash brights at douchebag driving down lit road with brights on he's gonna turn around and kill me  Paranoid Parrot

downloads a torrent of adele's latest album when the phone rings fbi

downloads a torrent of adele's latest album when the phone rings fbi  Paranoid Parrot

popcorn reading i'm next to get picked

popcorn reading i'm next to get picked  Paranoid Parrot

See attractive woman typing something on smartphone on the bus She's Tweeting, 'Oh god, there's a creepy guy staring at me on the bus'

See attractive woman typing something on smartphone on the bus She's Tweeting, 'Oh god, there's a creepy guy staring at me on the bus'  Paranoid Parrot

Make accidental eye contact with crush He thinks I'm crazy

Make accidental eye contact with crush He thinks I'm crazy  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally clicks NSFW link at work Quick! Click some normal links to cover the trail

Accidentally clicks NSFW link at work Quick! Click some normal links to cover the trail  Paranoid Parrot

leaves light on when sleeping dosent want to get raped by ghost

leaves light on when sleeping dosent want to get raped by ghost  Paranoid Parrot
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