Paranoid Parrot

sees spider web in corner of shower SLAP EVERY STRAY WATER DROP YOU FEEL DRIPPING DOWN YOUR BODY THE WHOLE TIME.

sees spider web in corner of shower SLAP EVERY STRAY WATER DROP YOU FEEL DRIPPING DOWN YOUR BODY THE WHOLE TIME.  Paranoid Parrot

hooded man walking by you in the street at night Practice self defense moves in your head

hooded man walking by you in the street at night Practice self defense moves in your head  Paranoid Parrot

Your boss wants to talk to you I'm Fired

Your boss wants to talk to you I'm Fired  Paranoid Parrot

salad for lunch e.coli

salad for lunch e.coli  Paranoid Parrot

popcorn shell stuck in throat going to die

popcorn shell stuck in throat going to die  Paranoid Parrot

sees car in the distance with a ski rack cop

sees car in the distance with a ski rack  cop  Paranoid Parrot

The lights went off at the SuperBowl Must be terrorists

The lights went off at the SuperBowl Must be terrorists  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend made food after argument Must be poisoned

Girlfriend made food after argument Must be poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

"Your account has not logged out from its last session. Try again in a few minutes" Better Recover my account

Leaves store Takes hands out of pockets so it doesn't look like he stole anything

Leaves store Takes hands out of pockets so it doesn't look like he stole anything  Paranoid Parrot
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