quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Paranoid Parrot

At home alone and hears noise 1. get knife 2. go in a corner 3. hide under the covers

At home alone and hears noise 1. get knife 2. go in a corner 3. hide under the covers Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

254 shares

find terrifying insect on square of carpet entire room is no longer safe

find terrifying insect on square of carpet entire room is no longer safe Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

254 shares

Home alone all day Looks at /r/gonewild with headphones just in case

Home alone all day Looks at /r/gonewild with headphones just in case Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

254 shares

Saves game and hits quit "Any unsaved progress will be lost" Better save three more times

Saves game and hits quit
add your own caption

254 shares

doorknob snags clothing oh shit it's a ghost

doorknob snags clothing oh shit it's a ghost Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

253 shares

get downvoted all night long someone wants me dead

get downvoted all night long someone wants me dead Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

253 shares

finish test first what did i do wrong

finish test first what did i do wrong Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

253 shares

mcdonald's employee sees burger king bag in the car they're going to spit in my food

mcdonald's employee sees burger king bag in the car they're going to spit in my food Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

253 shares

Asked to do translation involving drugs. Drug kingpin will kill me

Asked to do translation involving drugs. Drug kingpin will kill me Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

253 shares

walking behind group of people on rape trail 'they think im a rapist'

walking behind group of people on rape trail 'they think im a rapist' Paranoid Parrot
add your own caption

253 shares

Like us for More!