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Paranoid Parrot

Hear people behind me laughing They're laughing at me

Hear people behind me laughing They're laughing at me Paranoid Parrot
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Gloves, goggles, lab coat buttoned up Has histology

Gloves, goggles, lab coat buttoned up Has histology Paranoid Parrot
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"Spin dial past zero 3 times before entering combination" *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* *spin* . . .
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Girlfriend complaining of slight nausea must be pregnant

Girlfriend complaining of slight nausea must be pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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turns phone on silent to fall asleep opens eyes and checks phone every ten seconds for new notifications

turns phone on silent to fall asleep opens eyes and checks phone every ten seconds for new notifications Paranoid Parrot
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Check for keys, wallet, and phone EVERY FIVE MINUTES

Check for keys, wallet, and phone EVERY FIVE MINUTES Paranoid Parrot
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Hears car engine "my car is being stolen!"

Hears car engine
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girlfriend has stomach ache pregnant

girlfriend has stomach ache pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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fapping at home, alone make sure all webcams are pointing away

fapping at home, alone make sure all webcams are pointing away Paranoid Parrot
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about to empty ashtray in bin make sure nothing is still lit

about to empty ashtray in bin make sure nothing is still lit Paranoid Parrot
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