Paranoid Parrot

need to wake up at 9am set 5 different alarms on phone

need to wake up at 9am set 5 different alarms on phone  Paranoid Parrot

Skin is itchy, craving a tasty steak Zombie infection

Skin is itchy, craving a tasty steak Zombie infection  Paranoid Parrot

flush is so loud my anus will turn inside out

flush is so loud my anus will turn inside out  Paranoid Parrot

had a post no one liked thinks people will remember my name

had a post no one liked thinks people will remember my name  Paranoid Parrot

Program gets to long to load Maybe i didn't clicked

Program gets to long to load Maybe i didn't clicked  Paranoid Parrot

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways

Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways  Paranoid Parrot

Sees nonjews walking towards him at 2am in the hights Oh god im about to be mugged

Sees nonjews walking towards him at 2am in the hights   Oh god im about to be mugged   Paranoid Parrot

see a meme that applies to you think someone is watching you at all times

see a meme that applies to you think someone is watching you at all times  Paranoid Parrot

knows nobody is home and needs to poop closes door just in case

knows nobody is home and needs to poop closes door just in case  Paranoid Parrot

SCUFFS BEAK DRINKS NEOSPORIN

SCUFFS BEAK DRINKS NEOSPORIN   Paranoid Parrot
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