Paranoid Parrot

black man gets elected president Antichrist

black man gets elected president Antichrist  Paranoid Parrot

Just in case of nearby mindreaders I try not to say my password in my head while typing it

Just in case of nearby mindreaders I try not to say my password in my head while typing it  Paranoid Parrot

Reads paranoid parrot memes Worry that they all apply to me

Reads paranoid parrot memes
 Worry that they all apply to me  Paranoid Parrot

Read college freshman memes ending in "die" never leaves room again

Read college freshman memes ending in

Tries to tell himself that he is just being paranoid paranoid about how being paranoid could effect life

Tries to tell himself that he is just being paranoid paranoid about how being paranoid could effect life  Paranoid Parrot

Experiences any kind of sickness Pregnant

Experiences any kind of sickness Pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Takes a shit at the restaurant washroom Buys a meal to avoid suspicion

Takes a shit at the restaurant washroom Buys a meal to avoid suspicion   Paranoid Parrot

Sees meme about shaving Checks comments to make sure he's been doing right

Sees meme about shaving Checks comments to make sure he's been doing right  Paranoid Parrot

Friend "Checks you in" on Facebook GONNA GET ASSASINATED

Friend

smoke weed in car spray the shit out of it and make it look even more suspicious

smoke weed in car spray the shit out of it and make it look even more suspicious  Paranoid Parrot
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