Paranoid Parrot

mom, dad, i've decided i'm joining the jamaican bobsled team

mom, dad, i've decided i'm joining the jamaican bobsled team  Paranoid Parrot

Lightning flashes outside window "someone just took a picture of me with flash"

Lightning flashes outside window

Half roll left in public bathroom look for spare roll in case of epic poop

Half roll left in public bathroom look for spare roll in case of epic poop  Paranoid Parrot

Sees slightly red liquid on ground AIDS Blood

Sees slightly red liquid on ground AIDS Blood  Paranoid Parrot

Incorrect password So this is how they fire me

Incorrect password So this is how they fire me  Paranoid Parrot

go out of town for 3 days all your friends gangbanged your girlfriend

go out of town for 3 days all your friends gangbanged your girlfriend  Paranoid Parrot

check Alarm clock when it shows 12:00 stare at clock until it changes

check Alarm clock when it shows 12:00 stare at clock until it changes   Paranoid Parrot

About to sit exam take battery out of phone just in case

About to sit exam take battery out of phone just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Shoot one bullet Reload!

Shoot one bullet Reload!  Paranoid Parrot

Forgot to make a meme for your birthday you hate me now

Forgot to make a meme for your birthday you hate me now  Paranoid Parrot
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