Paranoid Parrot

Green Light Flashes CLick answer 3 more times

Green Light Flashes CLick answer 
3 more times  Paranoid Parrot

parks car in garage still locks it

parks car in garage still locks it  Paranoid Parrot

approaching creepy gated house in Oaks parking lot sprints all the way to circle K.

approaching creepy gated house in Oaks parking lot sprints all the way to circle K.  Paranoid Parrot

Lives alone Still deletes internet history

Lives alone Still deletes internet history  Paranoid Parrot

wake up with no pants i was raped

wake up with no pants i was raped  Paranoid Parrot

Sees two muslim women in face veils Oh my god, Ninjas

Sees two muslim women in face veils Oh my god, Ninjas  Paranoid Parrot

Walk out into Ocean sharks everywhere

Walk out into Ocean sharks everywhere   Paranoid Parrot

Cop behind me? Turn signal 1 mile before turn

Cop behind me? Turn signal 1 mile before turn  Paranoid Parrot

1:00 am gotta pee turn on every light in the house on the way there

1:00 am gotta pee turn on every light in the house on the way there  Paranoid Parrot

viewing Reddit during work hours when phone rings closes web browser

viewing Reddit during work hours when phone rings closes web browser  Paranoid Parrot
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