Paranoid Parrot

*Lock the door* *unlock* *lock* *unlock* *lock

*Lock the door* *unlock* *lock* *unlock* *lock  Paranoid Parrot

that car has been following me for three miles they're coming to kill me

that car has been following me for three miles they're coming to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

lid on peanut butter jar not fully fastened OMG bugs are in it

lid on peanut butter jar not fully fastened  OMG bugs are in it  Paranoid Parrot

looks both ways before crossing the street after zombie apocalypse

looks both ways before crossing the street after zombie apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

Copying a link Ctrl+ccccc

Copying a link Ctrl+ccccc  Paranoid Parrot

Stranger passes on the street rape whistle

Stranger passes on the street rape whistle  Paranoid Parrot

Friends never come to pick up OMG THEY HATE ME... or they died

Friends never come to pick up OMG THEY HATE ME... or they died   Paranoid Parrot

Noise in closet Definitely a rapist

Noise in closet Definitely a rapist   Paranoid Parrot

something tickles neck oh dear jesus! it's a spider! get it off!

something tickles neck oh dear jesus! it's a spider! get it off!  Paranoid Parrot

Opponent hasn't attacked in 5 minutes Surround back and edges with cannons

Opponent hasn't attacked in 5 minutes
 Surround back and edges with cannons
  Paranoid Parrot
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