Paranoid Parrot

Need wisdom teeth taken out Convinced you'll never wake up from the anesthesia

Need wisdom teeth taken out Convinced you'll never wake up from the anesthesia  Paranoid Parrot

Don't get a belly button piercing you might die from it

Don't get a belly button piercing you might die from it  Paranoid Parrot

YOUR HAIR ITCHES FLEAS!!!

YOUR HAIR ITCHES FLEAS!!!  Paranoid Parrot

person I don't know walking too close behind me Blow rape whistle

person I don't know walking too close behind me Blow rape whistle  Paranoid Parrot

someone shares a document via thumb drive keylogger

someone shares a document via thumb drive keylogger  Paranoid Parrot

Have Headache oh god it's a tumor

Have Headache oh god it's a tumor  Paranoid Parrot

home alone: see a person out of the corner of your eye nope, just hair

home alone: see a person out of the corner of your eye nope, just hair  Paranoid Parrot

make sure pants are zipped five times

make sure pants are zipped five times  Paranoid Parrot

ctrl + c right click "copy"

ctrl + c right click

brand new iphone otterbox

brand new iphone otterbox  Paranoid Parrot
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