Paranoid Parrot

The physics lab seemed easy Must have screwed up somewhere

The physics lab seemed easy Must have screwed up somewhere  Paranoid Parrot

makes meme worries someone has made it before

makes meme worries someone has made it before  Paranoid Parrot

spits into urinal before using or i can't pee

spits into urinal before using or i can't pee  Paranoid Parrot

Someone is talking on the phone they are definitely calling the cops

Someone is talking on the phone they are definitely calling the cops  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend doesnt like any of your posts that day she's mad at me

girlfriend doesnt like any of your posts that day she's mad at me  Paranoid Parrot

Gets Into Car At Night locks doors instantly

Gets Into Car At Night locks doors instantly  Paranoid Parrot

always checks under toilet seat for spiders

always checks under toilet seat for spiders  Paranoid Parrot

Someone offers you some food It's a laxative

Someone offers you some food It's a laxative  Paranoid Parrot

Redditor says he has precordial catch syndrome Oh god, I have it too

Redditor says he has precordial catch syndrome Oh god, I have it too  Paranoid Parrot

Bud is abnormally crystally must be laced with meth

Bud is abnormally crystally must be laced with meth  Paranoid Parrot
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