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Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally swallows watermelon seed Oh, fuck!

Accidentally swallows watermelon seed Oh, fuck! Paranoid Parrot
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Fart at a grocery mart. Everyone thinks i shit my pants

Fart at a grocery mart. Everyone thinks i shit my pants Paranoid Parrot
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Get scared shitless by a link. Blue links are out to get me.

Get scared shitless by a link. Blue links are out to get me. Paranoid Parrot
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Finishes hour long exam in 15 minutes Spends rest of time checking answers

Finishes hour long exam in 15 minutes Spends rest of time checking answers Paranoid Parrot
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I can upload 20,000 songs? They're gonna know I pirated these songs

I can upload 20,000 songs? They're gonna know I pirated these songs Paranoid Parrot
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Asian Guy gets on bus wearing a cough mask SARS

Asian Guy gets on bus wearing a cough mask SARS Paranoid Parrot
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finds $20 bill sitting in atm marked bill

finds $20 bill sitting in atm marked bill Paranoid Parrot
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Talks to self in car Checks cell phone to make sure no one is on the line

Talks to self in car Checks cell phone to make sure no one is on the line Paranoid Parrot
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Clothes get stuck on door handle THEY HAVE ME

Clothes get stuck on door handle THEY HAVE ME Paranoid Parrot
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upvotes good guy brain to make sure my own brain doesn't think i'm ungrateful

upvotes good guy brain to make sure my own brain doesn't think i'm ungrateful Paranoid Parrot
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