Paranoid Parrot

Sending a Christmas gift to a stranger Scratch off the return address in case he's a serial killer displeased with my offering.

Sending a Christmas gift to a stranger Scratch off the return address in case he's a serial killer displeased with my offering.  Paranoid Parrot

pretends to raise hand in class smells armpit

pretends to raise hand in class smells armpit  Paranoid Parrot

See cat batting at something on the ground runs into other room thinking it must be a spider

See cat batting at something on the ground runs into other room thinking it must be a spider  Paranoid Parrot

someone needs to use my computer convinced i forgot to use incognito

someone needs to use my computer  convinced i forgot to use incognito  Paranoid Parrot

about to submit a link, copy url test it five times in different tabs

about to submit a link, copy url test it five times in different tabs  Paranoid Parrot

sees black spot in food Must be poison

sees black spot in food Must be poison  Paranoid Parrot

Murders a bunch of people Worries the police will find out

Murders a bunch of people Worries the police will find out  Paranoid Parrot

will have important math exam better bring 3 calculators

will have important math exam better bring 3 calculators  Paranoid Parrot

Stands on food line before the bunk was called Ron knows

Stands on food line before the bunk was called Ron knows  Paranoid Parrot

crossing one way street. Look both ways.

crossing one way street. Look both ways.  Paranoid Parrot
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