Paranoid Parrot

hear favorite song on radio, turn it up immediately turn it down and drive in silence for 10 minutes because you thought you heard your car make a weird noise

hear favorite song on radio, turn it up immediately turn it down and drive in silence for 10 minutes because you thought you heard your car make a weird noise  Paranoid Parrot

Foot slides on leather couch and makes noise repeat action to prove it wasn't a fart

Foot slides on leather couch and makes noise repeat action to prove it wasn't a fart  Paranoid Parrot

makes simple innocent reply in reddit Oh god! someone might figure out who i am!!!

makes simple innocent reply in reddit Oh god! someone might figure out who i am!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Beautiful girl sits next to you Assassin

Beautiful girl sits next to you Assassin  Paranoid Parrot

wear two condoms pull out

wear two condoms pull out   Paranoid Parrot

Hears strange noise when using a public toilet I'm going to be murdered

Hears strange noise when using a public toilet I'm going to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally like a girl's photo delete facebook account, burn computer, bury the ashes

accidentally like a girl's photo delete facebook account, burn computer, bury the ashes   Paranoid Parrot

Watch higurashi ss1 episode 1-4 Gynophobia

Watch higurashi ss1 episode 1-4 Gynophobia  Paranoid Parrot

crosses College ave looks both ways for cars every time

crosses College ave looks both ways for cars every time  Paranoid Parrot

a/c machine above bed makes a noise "I am gonna get crushed in my sleep!"

a/c machine above bed makes a noise
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