Paranoid Parrot

See car in rear view mirror Their following me

See car in rear view mirror Their following me   Paranoid Parrot

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY OMG I JUST KILLED MY NEIGHBOR'S KID!

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY OMG I JUST KILLED MY NEIGHBOR'S KID!  Paranoid Parrot

bring water bottle to class move from table to floor in case there's floaties

bring water bottle to class move from table to floor in case there's floaties  Paranoid Parrot

Contacts don't cooperate on first attempt Going to have to go around blind today

Contacts don't cooperate on first attempt Going to have to go around blind today  Paranoid Parrot

friendly dog approaches rabies

friendly dog approaches rabies  Paranoid Parrot

See friend has visine in his car pothead

See friend has visine in his car pothead  Paranoid Parrot

boss calls you into his office oh god i'm getting fired

boss calls you into his office oh god i'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Someone is walking behind me at night Starts looking for surrounding objects that would be usable as weapons

Someone is walking behind me at night Starts looking for surrounding objects that would be usable as weapons  Paranoid Parrot

Asked brother to baby sit afraid he will rape my son

Asked brother to baby sit afraid he will rape my son    Paranoid Parrot

Silent fart everyone heard it

Silent fart everyone heard it  Paranoid Parrot
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