Paranoid Parrot

Handsoap looks like semen roomates jerked off in it

Handsoap looks like semen roomates jerked off in it  Paranoid Parrot

Find one harmless bug before bed. Can't sleep. May have laid eggs. May have cockroach friends.

Find one harmless bug before bed. Can't sleep. May have laid eggs. May have cockroach friends.   Paranoid Parrot

biracial kid with a white guy everyone thinks he kidnapped it

biracial kid with a white guy everyone thinks he kidnapped it  Paranoid Parrot

up by 52 points better score another TD just in case

up by 52 points better score another TD just in case  Paranoid Parrot

sees overly attached girlfriend meme now lives in fear of own girlfriend

sees overly attached girlfriend meme now lives in fear of own girlfriend  Paranoid Parrot

Waits until torrent is 100% complete remove

Waits until torrent is 100% complete remove  Paranoid Parrot

Slight Cough I'm patient zero

Slight Cough I'm patient zero  Paranoid Parrot

see lights pull up to house omg its the cops

see lights pull up to house omg its the cops  Paranoid Parrot

black person walking on same side of street Im going to get robbed

black person walking on same side of street Im going to get robbed  Paranoid Parrot

Notice somebody carrying two bags into the bathroom Planting a bomb. Must get out of here.

Notice somebody carrying two bags into the bathroom Planting a bomb. Must get out of here.   Paranoid Parrot
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