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Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend uses Birth Control Pill Still use Condoms

Girlfriend uses Birth Control Pill Still use Condoms Paranoid Parrot
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Gets followed on twitter deletes account

Gets followed on twitter deletes account Paranoid Parrot
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Indigestion salmonella

Indigestion salmonella Paranoid Parrot
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Had one drink tonight drive home, every car is a cop

Had one drink tonight drive home, every car is a cop Paranoid Parrot
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Rocks on desk chair "Parents think I'm wanking!"

Rocks on desk chair
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don't stop when light turns yellow i'm going to jail

don't stop when light turns yellow i'm going to jail Paranoid Parrot
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Goes 5 mph over the speed limit Every abandoned car is an undercover cop!

Goes 5 mph over the speed limit Every abandoned car is an undercover cop! Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to the bathroom at friends house Opens shower curtain to check for murderers

Goes to the bathroom at friends house Opens shower curtain to check for murderers Paranoid Parrot
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Feels breeze on neck ghosts

Feels breeze on neck ghosts Paranoid Parrot
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Is called by full name Oh god, what did I do?!

Is called by full name Oh god, what did I do?! Paranoid Parrot
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