Paranoid Parrot

Sneeze 7 times during the walking dead fuck, i'm turning into a zombie

Sneeze 7 times during the walking dead fuck, i'm turning into a zombie  Paranoid Parrot

Get laptop repaired Assume the cops will be waiting for you when you pick it up for all of your illegal software

Get laptop repaired Assume the cops will be waiting for you when you pick it up for all of your illegal software  Paranoid Parrot

Finds a typo in their post deletes, Corrects, and reposts

Finds a typo in their post deletes, Corrects, and reposts  Paranoid Parrot

Turns off the last light in the house before bed Fears it was the signal the murderers were waiting for

Turns off the last light in the house before bed Fears it was the signal the murderers were waiting for  Paranoid Parrot

smells burnt toast must be a stroke

smells burnt toast must be a stroke  Paranoid Parrot

people talking and laughing in language i dont understand theyre making fun of me

people talking and laughing in language i dont understand theyre making fun of me  Paranoid Parrot

Smell fart by petite blonde girl at gym O god they'll all think it was me

Smell fart by petite blonde girl at gym O god they'll all think it was me  Paranoid Parrot

Date brought me a drink. Must be roofied.

Date brought me a drink. Must be roofied.  Paranoid Parrot

"File saved." You better save it on your flash drive, other hard drive, and email it to yourself just in case.

sit on toilet there's a snake in the sewer

sit on toilet there's a snake in the sewer  Paranoid Parrot
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