Paranoid Parrot

Professor says not to memorize table. Memorize it anyway because lack of trust.

Professor says not to memorize table. Memorize it anyway because lack of trust.  Paranoid Parrot

DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word  Paranoid Parrot

Presses button to roll up windows before entering car wash Better keep it pressed for another 15 seconds

Presses button to roll up windows before entering car wash Better keep it pressed for another 15 seconds  Paranoid Parrot

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you  Paranoid Parrot

Random person stares and texts afterwards "TARGET SPOTTED"

Random person stares and texts afterwards

Nothing there on first wipe wipes again just to make sure

Nothing there on first wipe wipes again just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Wears nice clothes Every surface has dirt on it

Wears nice clothes Every surface has dirt on it  Paranoid Parrot

pee leaks in pants after you use the restroom splash pants with water so it looks like it happened while you were washing your hands

pee leaks in pants after you use the restroom splash pants with water so it looks like it happened while you were washing your hands  Paranoid Parrot

Hear laughing from outside the house while fapping they know

Hear laughing from outside the house while fapping they know  Paranoid Parrot

Get on rollercoaster final destination

Get on rollercoaster final destination  Paranoid Parrot
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