Paranoid Parrot

redditing in public better not look at any wtf posts

redditing in public better not look at any wtf posts  Paranoid Parrot

Walking up the stairs Checks behind him to make sure there is no evil presence

Walking up the stairs Checks behind him to make sure there is no evil presence   Paranoid Parrot

Just strained myself while taking a huge shit. My kidney is killing me, i'd better go to the hospital.

Just strained myself while taking a huge shit. My kidney is killing me, i'd better go to the hospital.  Paranoid Parrot

First math test Finished before asians "i fucked up, I know it!"

First math test
Finished before asians

Locks Car door 5 times

Locks Car door 5 times   Paranoid Parrot

Learn someone is downloading lanhub redownload and retest everything

Learn someone is downloading lanhub redownload and retest everything  Paranoid Parrot

Stiff Neck Meningitis

Stiff Neck Meningitis  Paranoid Parrot

Burns to pee from getting soap in pee hole Chlamydia

Burns to pee from getting soap in pee hole Chlamydia  Paranoid Parrot

See a group of girls laughing They must be laughing at me

See a group of girls laughing  They must be laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

About to walk across a one way street Looks Both Ways

About to walk across a one way street Looks Both Ways  Paranoid Parrot
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