Paranoid Parrot

Ordered roast beef sandwich OMG, people think I like vagina

Ordered roast beef sandwich OMG, people think I like vagina  Paranoid Parrot

something tickling my legs while in bed spider colony

something tickling my legs while in bed spider colony  Paranoid Parrot

Turn private browsing on always

Turn private browsing on always  Paranoid Parrot

stare at hijabi sister for a split second too long oh no! I am going to hell

stare at hijabi sister for a split second too long oh no! I am going to hell  Paranoid Parrot

went to kill a hairy spider in my room, but it fell and disappeared now I swear it's crawling on me

went to kill a hairy spider in my room, but it fell and disappeared now I swear it's crawling on me  Paranoid Parrot

Played "Tits" in words with friends opponent thinks im a pervert

Played

"You smell nice." ...Do i usually smell like shit?

lungs burn from harsh tree stroke

lungs burn from harsh tree stroke  Paranoid Parrot

No Longer Wants to be on Reddit Too close to thief Penguin

No Longer Wants to be on Reddit Too close to thief Penguin  Paranoid Parrot

Strange pain in right arm.. no problem Slightest tingle in left - emergency

Strange pain in right arm.. no problem Slightest tingle in left - emergency  Paranoid Parrot
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