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Paranoid Parrot

Takes any drug feels police is at his door

Takes any drug feels police is at his door Paranoid Parrot
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Masturbate, hear noise downstairs oh god they've known for months

Masturbate, hear noise downstairs oh god they've known for months Paranoid Parrot
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read about schizophrenia in abnormal psych class try to be normal

read about schizophrenia in abnormal psych class try to be normal Paranoid Parrot
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Somebody's been eating my crackers again I'm looking at you bud

Somebody's been eating my crackers again I'm looking at you bud Paranoid Parrot
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parents yell "Tomas, get in here right now." i'm gonna die

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That driver I cut off ten minutes ago is still behind me he's following me home

That driver I cut off ten minutes ago is still behind me he's following me home Paranoid Parrot
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awaits anxiously for a text feels non-existent vibrations

awaits anxiously for a text feels non-existent vibrations Paranoid Parrot
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About to go to Dentist Brushes Teeth 6 times

About to go to Dentist Brushes Teeth 6 times Paranoid Parrot
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Forget to listen while opening soda to hear the seal crack Oh well, I wasn't that thirsty anyways.

Forget to listen while opening soda to hear the seal crack Oh well, I wasn't that thirsty anyways. Paranoid Parrot
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no response to text message she hates me

no response to text message she hates me Paranoid Parrot
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