Paranoid Parrot

What if I run out of shells before I run out of meat?

What if I run out of shells before I run out of meat?  Paranoid Parrot

Internet Connection Suddenly Slow DDOS ATTACK

Internet Connection Suddenly Slow DDOS ATTACK  Paranoid Parrot

Spider in toilet, flush three times Use other toilet anyway

Spider in toilet, flush three times Use other toilet anyway  Paranoid Parrot

sunglasses aren't in the spot i remember putting them better have someone else turn on my car in case of ignition bomb

sunglasses aren't in the spot i remember putting them better have someone else turn on my car in case of ignition bomb  Paranoid Parrot

Thread about "that guy" at work? Read entire thread to see if i'm in there

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Friend tells me story with an embarrassing thing that happened to him He's lying! They're all lying!

Friend tells me story with an embarrassing thing that happened to him He's lying! They're all lying!  Paranoid Parrot

2+2=4 Checks calculator just to be sure

2+2=4 Checks calculator just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Friends try to find username on Reddit What embarrassing things have I posted?

Friends try to find username on Reddit What embarrassing things have I posted?  Paranoid Parrot

Masturbates in the bathroom for 20 minutes Sprays air freshener after so his mom thinks he was pooping

Masturbates in the bathroom for 20 minutes Sprays air freshener after so his mom thinks he was pooping  Paranoid Parrot

makes a bad joke crush doesnt laugh she hates me now

makes a bad joke crush doesnt laugh she hates me now  Paranoid Parrot
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