Paranoid Parrot

Firework Noises "Gunshots" "I'm going to fucking die"

Firework Noises

drive behind the same car for a while I'm following him

drive behind the same car for a while I'm following him  Paranoid Parrot

SAT day brings 3 calculators, 12 extra batteries, 5 #2 pencils, and 2 erasers

SAT day brings 3 calculators, 12 extra batteries, 5 #2 pencils, and 2 erasers  Paranoid Parrot

Take 5 year old nephew to public restroom everyone thinks i'm a pedophile

Take 5 year old nephew to 
public restroom everyone thinks i'm a pedophile  Paranoid Parrot

Gives up on bus and starts walking looks over shoulder every 3 steps

Gives up on bus and starts walking  looks over shoulder every 3 steps  Paranoid Parrot

taking test..four B's in a row must have answered something wrong

taking test..four B's in a row must have answered something wrong  Paranoid Parrot

The Government is watching me through cell phone camera

The Government is watching me through cell phone camera  Paranoid Parrot

Buy a drink at colorado coffee demand receipt to check tigerbucks

Buy a drink at colorado coffee demand receipt to check tigerbucks  Paranoid Parrot

Forget to stop downloading torrent on school network - Campus police outside classroom I need your help morpheus

Forget to stop downloading torrent on school network - Campus police outside classroom I need your help morpheus  Paranoid Parrot

My uncle's ex-wife's sister saw my reddit username better get a new account

My uncle's ex-wife's sister saw my reddit username better get a new account  Paranoid Parrot
Like us for More!