Paranoid Parrot

Listens to entire voicemail In case they died immediately after

Listens to entire voicemail In case they died immediately after   Paranoid Parrot

Everyone in both sides of family has blue eyes, self and partner have blue eyes... Has child with green eyes...

Everyone in both sides of family has blue eyes, self and partner have blue eyes... Has child with green eyes...  Paranoid Parrot

Last wipe was clean wipe one more time just in case

Last wipe was clean wipe one more time just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Someone pulls into your driveway to turn around shit's about to get real

Someone pulls into your driveway to turn around shit's about to get real  Paranoid Parrot

sends hyperlink clicks 20 times to make sure its correct

sends hyperlink clicks 20 times to make sure its correct  Paranoid Parrot

its going down. its going down. its going. down. its going down. its going down. its going down. its going. down. its going down. its going down. its going down.

its going down. its going down. its going. down. its going down. its going down. its going down. its going. down. its going down. its going down. its going down.  Paranoid Parrot

FRANTICALLY LOOK EVERYWHERE FOR MY MISSING PHONE I'm talking on it

FRANTICALLY LOOK EVERYWHERE FOR MY MISSING PHONE I'm talking on it  Paranoid Parrot

Post says SFW Still don't click it at work, just because it mentioned work

Post says SFW Still don't click it at work, just because it mentioned work  Paranoid Parrot

Stranger asks you to fill out a survey Identity thief

Stranger asks you to fill out a survey Identity thief  Paranoid Parrot

Power outage terrorist attack

Power outage terrorist attack  Paranoid Parrot
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