Paranoid Parrot

coworker didn't respond to my joke he must hate me

coworker didn't respond to my joke he must hate me  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't post anything Afraid of losing my 8 karma

Doesn't post anything Afraid of losing my 8 karma  Paranoid Parrot

Writes out message, decides to cancel erases it first in case it gets sent anyway

Writes out message, decides to cancel  erases it first in case it gets sent anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Wear condom Pulls out

Wear condom Pulls out  Paranoid Parrot

vagina It's 9:08. He isn't coming. lol Caption 4 goes here

vagina It's 9:08. He isn't coming. lol Caption 4 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

Sees Memebase Acid page paranoid that crazy gifs are brainwashing

Sees Memebase Acid page paranoid that crazy gifs are brainwashing    Paranoid Parrot

Driving and hit a bump in the road Check Rear view mirror. "Did I just run someone over?"

Driving and hit a bump in the road Check Rear view mirror.

Locks car Better go and individually check each door is locked

Locks car Better go and individually check each door is locked  Paranoid Parrot

Virus Scanner doesn't find a virus Virus Scanner must be virus'd

Virus Scanner doesn't find a virus Virus Scanner must be virus'd  Paranoid Parrot

Time for a nice, relaxing bath Monster in drain

Time for a nice, relaxing bath Monster in drain  Paranoid Parrot
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