Paranoid Parrot

Lock up the house and go to bed Run downstairs every 10 minutes to make sure that the alarm system is activated

Lock up the house and go to bed Run downstairs every 10 minutes to make sure that the alarm system is activated  Paranoid Parrot

cut yourself shaving aids victim used razor first

cut yourself shaving aids victim used razor first  Paranoid Parrot

SEND FRIEND COPY OF ALBUM ADVANCE THEY KNOW!

SEND FRIEND COPY OF ALBUM ADVANCE THEY KNOW!  Paranoid Parrot

every car coming at you is a cop slow down car going with you: its not a cop floor it

every car coming at you is a cop slow down car going with you: its not a cop floor it  Paranoid Parrot

makes reservation at restaurant requests to be seated so his back isn't to the door

makes reservation at restaurant requests to be seated so his back isn't to the door  Paranoid Parrot

Milk expires next week throw it out

Milk expires next week throw it out  Paranoid Parrot

Everyone freaking out about the government spying on people. I fucking told you!

Everyone freaking out about the government spying on people. I fucking told you!  Paranoid Parrot

Cool GIF on the trending page Check comments for jumpscares

Cool GIF on the trending page Check comments for jumpscares  Paranoid Parrot

Link to free software VIRUS

Link to free software VIRUS  Paranoid Parrot

rapidshare is fast again i must be getting monitored

rapidshare is fast again i must be getting monitored  Paranoid Parrot
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