Paranoid Parrot

Mute sound on laptop before class starts Recheck mute button before clicking on a link Every. Single. Time

Mute sound on laptop before class starts Recheck mute button before clicking on a link Every. Single. Time  Paranoid Parrot

Walking at night and notice someone walking behind you find the closest object to defend yourself with

Walking at night and notice someone walking behind you find the closest object to defend yourself with  Paranoid Parrot

Text from "Mom" SHE FOUND MY STASH

Text from

Date isn't early I've been stood up

Date isn't early I've been stood up  Paranoid Parrot

overheard boss talking about me time to update my resume

overheard boss talking about me time to update my resume  Paranoid Parrot

Calls ahead to see if store is open Doesn't go that day so they don't know it was him

Calls ahead to see if store is open Doesn't go that day so they don't know it was him  Paranoid Parrot

Walking over storm drain Grips vape extra tight

Walking over storm drain Grips vape extra tight  Paranoid Parrot

accidentally wash hair with body wash my hair is gonna fall out

accidentally wash hair with body wash my hair is gonna fall out  Paranoid Parrot

Has a bad headache It must be a brain tumor

Has a bad headache It must be a brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot

Recieve compliment "I'm must be mentally hanicapped"

Recieve compliment
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