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Paranoid Parrot

Fly flies into room whilst wanking It must be a tiny robot. They're watching me.

Fly flies into room whilst wanking It must be a tiny robot. They're watching me. Paranoid Parrot
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turn off the lights run to the bed put blanket on entire body SAFE

turn off the lights run to the bed put blanket on entire body SAFE Paranoid Parrot
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Raids a Friend with two troopers Uses nano to immediately retreat

Raids a Friend with two troopers Uses nano to immediately retreat Paranoid Parrot
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Make eye contact with a stranger Doesn't think about personal things because they might be reading his mind

Make eye contact with a stranger Doesn't think about personal things because they might be reading his mind Paranoid Parrot
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Flick cigarette out the car window Better check to make sure it didn't fly into the back seat

Flick cigarette out the car window Better check to make sure it didn't fly into the back seat Paranoid Parrot
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Wants to wish someone a happy birthday on facebook Checks their page to see if anyone else has wished them one in case it isn't really their birthday

Wants to wish someone a happy birthday on facebook Checks their page to see if anyone else has wished them one in case it isn't really their birthday Paranoid Parrot
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constantly calls his name to make sure he hasn't gone deaf

constantly calls his name to make sure he hasn't gone deaf Paranoid Parrot
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Money missing from wallet Stolen!

Money missing from wallet Stolen! Paranoid Parrot
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I posted something on r/atheism without researching it thoroughly Im becoming one of them!!!!!!! (a zealot)

I posted something on r/atheism without researching it thoroughly Im becoming one of them!!!!!!! (a zealot) Paranoid Parrot
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HET JY LEENES SINDROOM ?

HET JY LEENES SINDROOM ? Paranoid Parrot
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