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Paranoid Parrot

Unexpected knock on the door Dials 9-1-

Unexpected knock on the door Dials 9-1- Paranoid Parrot
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peeing in urinal looks around for hidden cameras

peeing in urinal looks around for hidden cameras Paranoid Parrot
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Someone might provoke an accident I'll better be driving around with a dash cam all the time

Someone might provoke an accident I'll better be driving around with a dash cam all the time Paranoid Parrot
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Dealership salesman notices apparent dent in tire He's trying to rip me off and screw me over

Dealership salesman notices apparent dent in tire He's trying to rip me off and screw me over Paranoid Parrot
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look in rear-view mirror at night always see a cop car

look in rear-view mirror at night always see a cop car Paranoid Parrot
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leave bathroom unlocked in case of fire

leave bathroom unlocked in case of fire Paranoid Parrot
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alone on elevator, someone else gets on rapist

alone on elevator, someone else gets on rapist Paranoid Parrot
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Heart starts fluttering Well, I'm dead

Heart starts fluttering Well, I'm dead Paranoid Parrot
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Uses headphones Constantly removes them to check if any voice is coming out of speakers

Uses headphones Constantly removes them to check if any voice is coming out of speakers Paranoid Parrot
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Leaves computer to use the bathroom Has to put status to away in case someone try's to contact me and I am not there

Leaves computer to use the bathroom Has to put status to away in case someone try's to contact me and I am not there Paranoid Parrot
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