Paranoid Parrot

Noise wakes me up while sleeping i'm getting robbed!!!

Noise wakes me up while sleeping i'm getting robbed!!!  Paranoid Parrot

befriends law student "If i tell him my secrets he could use them against me in court"

befriends law student

hears his dog barking "GHOSTS!"

hears his dog barking

Teammate knives a sentry gun in MW3 Knife it again just to make sure it's dead

Teammate knives a sentry gun in MW3 Knife it again just to make sure it's dead  Paranoid Parrot

SOMEBODY EMBARRASSES ME KLUNK D-RIDER

SOMEBODY EMBARRASSES ME  KLUNK D-RIDER   Paranoid Parrot

daylight savings time set four alarms in case cell phones forget to change

daylight savings time set four alarms in case cell phones forget to change  Paranoid Parrot

see black ball of fuzz stuck to leg hair that giant spider is going to eat my leg

see black ball of fuzz stuck to leg hair that giant spider is going to eat my leg  Paranoid Parrot

posts on reddit but gets a downvote deletes it

posts on reddit but gets a downvote deletes it  Paranoid Parrot

Cashier checks to make sure large bills aren't counterfeit I'm going to jail

Cashier checks to make sure large bills aren't counterfeit  I'm going to jail  Paranoid Parrot

but the laxative bottle said results in 8-12 hrs

but the laxative  bottle said results in 8-12 hrs    Paranoid Parrot
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