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Paranoid Parrot

Mom asks why shower lasted so long OH GOD SHE KNOWS

Mom asks why shower lasted so long OH GOD SHE KNOWS Paranoid Parrot
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I cant leave anyone alone in my room they will steal my weeD

I cant leave anyone alone in my room they will steal my weeD Paranoid Parrot
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On the bus when i hear police sirens SHIT they found me.

On the bus when i hear police sirens SHIT they found me. Paranoid Parrot
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Worried Pandora will misinterpret my downvote So listen to song I don't like.

Worried Pandora will misinterpret my downvote So listen to song I don't like. Paranoid Parrot
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can't put my hands in any pockets at the bank They'll think i'm robbing it

can't put my hands in any pockets at the bank They'll think i'm robbing it Paranoid Parrot
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Pair of headlights pop up behind me It's a cop I'm speeding

Pair of headlights pop up behind me It's a cop I'm speeding Paranoid Parrot
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Shitting in a public bathroom waits until everyone's gone to finish.

Shitting in a public bathroom waits until everyone's gone to finish. Paranoid Parrot
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Clears a memory of a calculator Clears it again to make sure the memories gone

Clears a memory of a calculator Clears it again to make sure the memories gone Paranoid Parrot
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facebook says today is my friend's birthday but what if it isn't?

facebook says today is my friend's birthday but what if it isn't? Paranoid Parrot
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Warms up car. makes sure window is partially open

Warms up car. makes sure window is partially open Paranoid Parrot
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