Paranoid Parrot

Osama bin Laden's not dead. He lives in the apartment building down the block!

Osama bin Laden's not dead. He lives in the apartment building down the block!  Paranoid Parrot

See car exactly like the one I'm driving Check license plates

See car exactly like the one I'm driving Check license plates  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend not feeling well oh my god, she's pregnant

girlfriend not feeling well oh my god, she's pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

unlocks phone at bar Changes password to 3@$rt.|-

unlocks phone at bar Changes password to 3@$rt.|-  Paranoid Parrot

turns up music loud Afraid neighbors will call the cops

turns up music loud Afraid neighbors will call the cops  Paranoid Parrot

hear dog barking i must save those clowns

hear dog barking i must save those clowns  Paranoid Parrot

give the wrong answer in class everyone thinks i'm an idiot

give the wrong answer in class everyone thinks i'm an idiot  Paranoid Parrot

Friend sends me a link Instantly think I'll be Rick Roll'd

Friend sends me a link Instantly think I'll be Rick Roll'd  Paranoid Parrot

REDDIT GIFT EXCHANGE COMING UP DELETE ALL CYNICAL COMMENTS

REDDIT GIFT EXCHANGE COMING UP DELETE ALL CYNICAL COMMENTS  Paranoid Parrot

lightbulb flickering paranormal activity

lightbulb flickering paranormal
activity  Paranoid Parrot
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