Paranoid Parrot

Drink Own Urine no poison in it before

Drink Own Urine no poison in it before  Paranoid Parrot

eat sushi go get wormed

eat sushi go get wormed  Paranoid Parrot

Sees creepy pic Checks to make sure it's not a gif

Sees creepy pic Checks to make sure it's not a gif  Paranoid Parrot

scared of crows Leaves apartment for emergencies only

scared of crows Leaves apartment for emergencies only  Paranoid Parrot

Starts new job April 1st Hopes it isn't an elaborate joke

Starts new job April 1st Hopes it isn't an elaborate joke  Paranoid Parrot

Someone pulls into your driveway to turn around try to think of all the people you know with the same car

Someone pulls into your driveway to turn around try to think of all the people you know with the same car  Paranoid Parrot

no posts are being upvoted reddit is the government they're watching me and controlling everything so i can't be a normal member of society

no posts are being upvoted reddit is the government they're watching me and controlling everything so i can't be a normal member of society  Paranoid Parrot

Computer is lagging I'm being hacked

Computer is lagging  I'm being hacked  Paranoid Parrot

comes up with an original idea for a meme vigorously checks meme sites to make sure it isn't a repost

comes up with an original idea for a meme vigorously checks meme sites to make sure it isn't a repost  Paranoid Parrot

cashier hands over a napkin turns napkin inside out before using

cashier hands over a napkin turns napkin inside out before using  Paranoid Parrot
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