Paranoid Parrot

hears noise in the shower my family is being murdered and I'm next

hears noise in the shower my family is being murdered and I'm next  Paranoid Parrot

Learn to drive with left leg In case I lose my right one

Learn to drive with left leg In case I lose my right one  Paranoid Parrot

captions a meme rereads it over and over again to make sure there isn't a typo

captions a meme  rereads it over and over again to make sure there isn't a typo  Paranoid Parrot

make girl slightly upset she is never talking to me again

make girl slightly upset she is never talking to me again  Paranoid Parrot

Ham 20 minutes out of date food poisoning

Ham 20 minutes out of date food poisoning  Paranoid Parrot

Email from teacher Oh god

Email from teacher Oh god  Paranoid Parrot

Smokes right after a shower takes another shower

Smokes right after a shower takes another shower  Paranoid Parrot

peeing in the forest gonna get raped!

peeing in the forest gonna get raped!  Paranoid Parrot

successfully mask boner with pants everyone is staring at my crotch

successfully mask boner with pants everyone is staring at my crotch  Paranoid Parrot

Lumpy-looking blanket on side of road Abandoned baby

Lumpy-looking blanket on side of road Abandoned baby  Paranoid Parrot
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