Paranoid Parrot

Take dog out at midnight to poop all my neighbors think i'm a rapist monster ghost

Take dog out at midnight to poop all my neighbors think i'm a rapist monster ghost  Paranoid Parrot

Bf sends text without a smileyface OH God he's leaving me

Bf sends text without a smileyface OH God he's leaving me  Paranoid Parrot

GET ALL GREEN LIGHTS ON COMMUTE HOME FEEL IMMENSELY GUILTY, "AM I SPEEDING?!"

GET ALL GREEN LIGHTS ON COMMUTE HOME FEEL IMMENSELY GUILTY,

blink twice in class everyone caught me sleeping

blink twice in class everyone caught me sleeping  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit logo says it's world AIDS day better put on a condom before i go outside

Reddit logo says it's world AIDS day  better put on a condom before i go outside  Paranoid Parrot

Beautiful girl smiling at me she's making fun of what I wear

Beautiful girl smiling at me she's making fun of what I wear  Paranoid Parrot

whatches episode of 'most haunted' goes to bed with lights on

whatches episode of 'most haunted' goes to bed with lights on  Paranoid Parrot

Submitted a post 8 minutes ago, No upvotes Better delete it before it gets downvoted

Submitted a post 8 minutes ago, No upvotes Better delete it before it gets downvoted  Paranoid Parrot

Storing a box of clothes and an air mattress Puts military grade lock on unit

Storing a box of clothes and an air mattress Puts military grade lock on unit  Paranoid Parrot

learn a simple math equation better check google just in case

learn a simple math equation better check google just in case   Paranoid Parrot
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