Paranoid Parrot

Alone. Someone knocking at front door... Hide under the fucking bed

Alone. Someone knocking at front door... Hide under the fucking bed  Paranoid Parrot

Live near a Helipad Every 'choper is the five oh coming for my 1/8th

Live near a Helipad Every 'choper is the five oh coming for my 1/8th  Paranoid Parrot

Fap on the computer Cover up webcam with tape

Fap on the computer Cover up webcam with tape  Paranoid Parrot

One downvote? Delete post

One downvote? Delete post  Paranoid Parrot

Confirms Password "What if I made the same mistake twice..."

Confirms Password

The Blood Moon is rising... I'm going to get raped by Death!

The Blood Moon is rising... I'm going to get raped by Death!  Paranoid Parrot

Wants to post a clever, funny meme Worried viewers will be able to tell I'm only a lurker

Wants to post a clever, funny meme Worried viewers will be able to tell I'm only a lurker  Paranoid Parrot

Sees Blitzcrank Standing still oh god imm'a get pulled

Sees Blitzcrank Standing still oh god imm'a get pulled  Paranoid Parrot

Code finally runs Better save it 3 times, commit to github, make a zip file, and put on dropbox

Code finally runs Better save it 3 times, commit to github, make a zip file, and put on dropbox  Paranoid Parrot

See aid in class with no speacial needs person in sight It must be me

See aid in class with no speacial needs person in sight It must be me  Paranoid Parrot
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