Paranoid Parrot

on a plane check phone every two minutes not to crash it

on a plane check phone every two minutes not to crash it  Paranoid Parrot

Walks into buddig & smells something funny. ASBESTOS

Walks into buddig & smells something funny. ASBESTOS  Paranoid Parrot

In the shower I'M afraid to wash my hair cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there

In the shower I'M afraid to wash my hair cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there  Paranoid Parrot

find out phone is on during the flight WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!

find out phone is on during the flight WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!  Paranoid Parrot

1st girlfriend broke up with him on 2 month anniversary Scared to see new girlfriend on 2 month anniversary

1st girlfriend broke up with him on 2 month anniversary  Scared to see new girlfriend on 2 month anniversary   Paranoid Parrot

has a cough for more than a week check webmd

has a cough for more than a week check webmd   Paranoid Parrot

Silent Fart beside girl you like try to breathe it all in before she smells it

Silent Fart beside girl you like try to breathe it all in before she smells it  Paranoid Parrot

someone calls immediately after i've finished fapping they knew somehow and didn't wanted to interrupt

someone calls immediately after i've finished fapping they knew somehow and didn't wanted to interrupt  Paranoid Parrot

Strange car parked outside of house hitman

Strange car parked outside of house hitman  Paranoid Parrot

Washes hands before going to bathroom

Washes hands before going to bathroom  Paranoid Parrot
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